So, the bride and groom inspected the kipot (yalmulkas) that I manged to get wholesale (complete with inscription) and announced that they were unsatisfactory. They seem to be dripping with little wispy threads (again with the tiny hairs.) See for yourself:
My activity on this rainy day will be to trim these wisps off of seven dozen kipot. My life is consumed with tiny hairs. And, for all of you who are following the saga of my chin hair -- it doesn't exist. My friend Andy from Boston says that it was clearly a piece of schmutz from the dental bib. So there!
Last night I had a wedding anxiety dream. I was using a new eye make-up remover and as I gently rubbed it over my left eyebrow, the whole eyebrow came off. Can anyone out there interpret my dream?
5 comments:
Rest, mammele. Be strong.
You'll soon have something else to worry about.
Your mother and me.
We'll be soon arriving to help.
DAD
I can, I can, I can!!
It is yet another sign that you need to go to Tatoo Liz to have your eyebrows tatooed on so they never wipe off again, dream or not.
I have your placecards...They look beautiful! I better check them for any stray foreign objects because I DO NOT want to read about them in the blog!!! Love, Jill
Haha.. you are the best mom in the world. Happy almost mother's day!!
xoxo
Maid of Honor #2
Oh Mom, this is hilarious. The dream is symbolic of the cutting of the kipot hairs-- if you keep snipping the kipot will unravel entirely. You must let be. Rest, relax, blog.
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